Quote of the Day, a priceless Mastercard moment

I heard this while chilling at the LYS:

(My Pal from up the hill is knitting w/ a ball of yarn contained in a plastic fishnet accessory, it's called a yarn bra.)

"What's that?" asks someone in the store.
"Well, that's a yarn bra," replies pal.
Inadvertently, another at the table replies
"It keeps your balls together."